*sigh*

'Twould've been cute, save for the entire concept of the thing.

Gods, homophobia sucks. It's affecting my light aura.

Jeers,
ShubNiggurath

I can't even rate the damn thing.

Seriously, one would imagine that, if one can assemble a Flash movie that sizes over 4MB, one can put a preloader onto this.

I'm not gonna blam it (simply because blamming it isn't worth the download), but please DO work on getting a preloader. For a file THIS BIG, it IS a must.

Jeers,
ShubNiggurath

Sunshine, lollipop...

Brilliant. Just fucking brilliant.

Not to mention funny.

Cheers,
ShubNiggurath, who loved the Bush intro ^_^

Nothing stellar.

Not much of anything, really. The concept is kind of clever, but the gameplay kind of leaves one hanging. The "ending" was rather disappointing, and I doubt I'll play it again.

Meh.

Interesting.

The Cars meets Jimmy Eat World. Very, very radio-friendly. I personally don't dig the sound (it's just not my thing), but I know a lot of others that would. Considering this is what suburbanite white kids are listening to on the radio today, you have a better shot at making it next week than my band (Chaotic Destiny) does. :)

Best of luck.

Cheers,
ShubNiggurath

This is not heavy metal.

In fact, it's the following things:

A simple drum beat
A one-measure, five note bass riff
A gun firing and cocking
A guy screaming sporadically

Where is the heavy metal? The drum was definitely electronic, and having been a heavy metal bassist I can assure you that riff is NOT metallic. Not to mention it's extremely repetitive.

It, uh, wasn't bad if repetition is your thing. The sound clarity was rather good, and your synthesiser is rather keen, but it was 2:31 of a gun cocking and shooting, cocking and shooting. Where's the metal? That's all I ask.